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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Posted on May 20, 2013 via This Blog is Bigger on the Inside with 67,572 notes
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Posted on May 20, 2013 via Step In Too My Van with 82,537 notes
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The Office: First and Last Appearances
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Posted on May 20, 2013 via ain't no party like a scranton party with 19,742 notes
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Posted on May 20, 2013 via Timey-Wimey with 5,306 notes
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a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via where no one has gone before with 1,148 notes
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what i've learned on tumblr:Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVEwhat i've learned in school:using a calculator to find a side of a triangle
Posted on May 19, 2013 via Light with 194,745 notes
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.


